Jimmy Moore and his wife Christine will be dropping in for a visit next week. Jimmy called me and explained that after losing 80-plus pounds while gaining 16 pounds of muscle, he could use a major smackdown in a disc golf tournament to prevent his ego from getting all puffed up. I accepted the job.
To make sure Jimmy doesn’t accidentally beat me and thus undermine the purpose of the visit, I’m going to populate our pastures with several blacksnakes. Blacksnakes are harmless, but you wouldn’t know it from Jimmy’s reaction to them. During one of our rounds last summer, Jimmy reached down to retrieve a disc that happened to have landed a few inches from a blacksnake. I whirled around at the sound of the ear-piercing yell (which prompted all birds within a square mile to take flight) just in time to see Jimmy jumping far higher than ought to be possible for a man of his size (at the time). In fact, I’m convinced that if someone could hypnotize Jimmy into believing there are snakes on basketball courts, he could play in the NBA. He’d not only be capable of dunking, he’d be in danger of banging his head on the scoreboard.
Anyway, while Jimmy’s in town, we’re going to have a meet-up (a meat-up?) at a local steak house. I’ll be there along with Chareva and the girls, and of course Jimmy and Christine. Jimmy will probably give his talk on nutritional ketosis at some point. Any of you Fat Heads or LLLVC fans who live in the Nashville area are invited to attend. Here are the details:
SUNDAY, JULY 28, 2013 – 4:00-6:00PM
7087 Bakers Bridge Ave.
Franklin, TN 37067
If you can make it, please let Jimmy know. He’s handling the logistics. Here are the instructions from his blog:
If you plan on attending either the Indianapolis or the Nashville events, then please RSVP via e-mail with the city of the event you are attending in the subject line to firstname.lastname@example.org no later than Saturday, July 20, 2013 so we can have an accurate count of who all is coming.
I apologize for not making the announcement sooner. Time flies, and I forgot the date was coming up so soon.
Hope to see you there.
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