From The News …

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Time to catch up on some of the interesting news items readers have sent me lately.

Maybe they should just ban the consumption of their own product …

You’re probably aware that some companies are trying to keep their health-care costs down by charging overweight and obese employees more for health insurance.  I think that’s a dumb idea.  It’s based on the (mistaken) belief that the overweight employees know how to lose weight, but just don’t care to make the effort.

But when this company charges unhealthy employees extra, it seems double-stupid:

Four years ago, PepsiCo began rolling out a wellness program that charges its employees $50 a month if they smoke or have obesity-related medical problems such as diabetes, hypertension, and high blood pressure. Workers can avoid the surcharge if they attend classes to learn how to break their nicotine addictions or lose weight. When about 400 unionized PepsiCo bottlers and truck drivers in central New York learned early last year they’d be subject to the fee, they rebelled.

So we’ve got a company producing a sugary drink that can cause obesity-related medical conditions such as diabetes and high blood pressure, and they’re going to levy a sin tax on employees who developed obesity-related medical conditions such as diabetes and high blood pressure.  Why don’t they just send out a memo:

Dear employee,

Please stop drinking our product.  We don’t want to have to charge you extra for insurance.

I’m waiting for a news story describing how cigarette manufacturers are going to charge higher insurance rates for employees who smoke.

The soda maker doesn’t think of its $50 assessment as a sin tax. Says [PepsiCo spokesman Dave] DeCecco: “What company wouldn’t want a healthy, engaged workforce?”

Oh, I don’t know … maybe a company that sells big bottles of sugar-water for less than a dollar apiece?

 

Truth in advertising

You’ve got to love the name of this new cereal:

Yup, I’m sure lots of kids will krave Kellogg’s Krave.  They’ll probably toss back big ol’ bowls of the stuff before going to school and attending the special classes for kids with ADHD.  But hey, it’s okay … as you can see from the label, Kellogg’s Krave contains fiber and whole grains!

“Johnny, where were you?  You missed Social Studies and English!”

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Worthington.  I had to make a number two.  Again.”

“Well, that shouldn’t take two class periods to accomplish, young man.”

“It does if you fall asleep on the toilet.”

 

Paleo bagel-eaters

Okay, this isn’t exactly a news item, but a reader who happens to be a teacher sent me a copy of the guidelines she was given to teach 7th graders about the Paleolithic era and the “stone-age” diet.  Here are some quotes from an assignment for the kiddies:

No one expects you to eat raw mammoth brains, or even thistle, twigs, or your hamster. In fact, many species eaten by early hominids are now extinct. To duplicate the same foods our ancestors ate is almost impossible. Imagine trying to find in the local supermarket such foods as reindeer, fox, caribou, giant sloth, flamingos, bear, catmint, grubs, or quail eggs. Nevertheless, many foods exist that are similar to foods eaten during the Stone Age.

Yup … steaks, organ meats, chicken eggs, chickens, fish, a wide variety of vegetables, fruits …

Approved “Stone Age” foods to eat
• fish and seafood
• small game (e.g., rabbit, chicken)
• bison (buffalo meat)
• seeds and nuts (raw, without salt)
• lots of fruits (including figs)
• lots of vegetables (including beans)
• lots of water (eight to 10 glasses per day)
• whole grains such as barley, bulgar, oat bran, corn bran, rice, millet, buckwheat, and rye
• tubers (potatoes and sweet potatoes)
• small amounts of cereal grains
• pita bread and whole grain breads
• honey—the only sweetener allowed in your Stone Age diet!
• berries
• shoots and roots
• edible leaves and flowers
• lean red meats (sparingly)
• whole wheat bagels and rolls
• rice cakes

Whole grains, cereal grains, rice cakes and bagels – in the STONE AGE?!!  Do these goofballs have any idea when farming actually began?

Your goal is to eat an abundance of natural, wholesome food with few or no chemical additives. Keep track of what you eat on the STONE AGE DIET RECORD. Why not do one more thing your ancestors did—exercise by walking or running outside each day. The combination of wholesome, low-fat foods and daily vigorous exercise will make a difference in your life!

Yup, that was life in the stone age:  whole-wheat bagels, rice cakes, cereal and other low-fat foods.   Those paleo hunters were very concerned about saturated fat and cholesterol.

Well, at least the lesson planners probably explained how anthropologists have found that hunter-gatherers spent an average of 20 hours per week obtaining food, then spent their remaining time playing games, telling stories, and engaging in ceremonies.

For 2.5 million years, humans lived nomadic lives of hunters and gatherers. This era of human existence was one of continual scarcity. All human energy had to be devoted to daily securing the food necessary to survival.

Head.  Bang.  On.  Desk.

 

Yes, let’s get those cholesterol levels even lower!

I just knew that when the patents on statin drugs began to expire, something even (ahem) better would come along.  I’m sorry to say I was right:

A possible revolutionary way to fight cholesterol is expected to cause a big stir among thousands of heart doctors gathering in Chicago starting this weekend for the annual American College of Cardiology meeting.

No doubt. You mention fighting cholesterol, and cardiologists get all stirred up.  Fighting cholesterol makes them feel good about themselves.  That’s because they believe – despite all the contrary evidence – that high cholesterol causes heart disease.

The new drugs in development by top pharmaceutical makers and up-and-coming biotechs are injectable medications that block a protein called PCSK9.

They have shown promise in early clinical trials for slashing “bad” LDL cholesterol further than widely used statins can alone. Their biggest advocates say PCSK9 blockers have the potential to be the next multibillion-dollar class of heart drugs.

I’m sure they will be.  The makers of those drugs will sponsor educational conferences for doctors (in really nice locations) and present some dazzling, highly-manipulated evidence that these new drugs can save millions of lives.

Regeneron Pharmaceuticals Inc last year disclosed that its product slashed levels of LDL cholesterol up to 65 percent beyond reductions seen alone with statins – pills like Pfizer Inc’s Lipitor and AstraZeneca Plc’s Crestor that are today’s standard treatments.

Outstanding!  If we can just get people’s LDL levels down to, say, 20 or 30, we’ll make a fortune!  Granted, the people taking the drugs will be impotent, sore, tired, cranky, too weak to move and suffering from serious cognitive decline, but – here’s the important thing – their lab scores will make doctors feel good about themselves.

“PCSK9 is one of the most exciting targets in cardiovascular drug development today,” Michael Severino, Amgen’s chief medical officer, said in an interview. Severino said a large number of patients – some studies suggest 40 to 50 percent – fail to reach their cholesterol-lowering goals despite being on statins, and that PCSK9 inhibitors could give them the needed extra push.

Yup, right into the home for Alzheimer’s patients.  But – this is the important  thing – their lab scores will make doctors feel good about themselves.

 

Sure, you’ll lose weight … but then you’ll die

In my recent ORI speech, I listed this as the fifth ingredient for cooking up a crisis in nutrition:

Doctors, researchers, medical industry trade groups, government agencies and other authorities insisting that while the alternative advice may occasionally help some stupid, lazy, or gluttonous people lose weight and get their blood sugar under control, it will also kill them.

We had another example this week.  Take a look at this dramatic headline:

Low carb diets imperil people prone to heart disease

No ifs, ands or buts in that headline, by gosh.  There’s not even a maybe.  If you’re prone to heart disease, going on a low-carb diet is risky, period, end of story.  Surely a bold headline like is the result of a well-designed clinical study of how low-carb diets affect humans.

A low-carb, high-fat diet might help some people lose weight, but it could be deadly to those with a family history of heart disease, according to research presented March 25 at a meeting of the American College of Cardiology in Chicago.

Hey … that would be the same meeting where cardiologists were dazzled by the news that some new drugs can beat down cholesterol levels even more than statins!  I’m starting to see pattern here:  going on a diet that makes you feel great and lose weight will kill you, but the drugs we sell are fantastic and will save your life.  So forget the diet and take your drugs.

Anyway, back to the article:

Researchers from the University of Alabama at Birmingham found that obese rats fed a high-fat, low-carb diet — comparable to what many humans consume — had more damaging and deadly heart attacks than obese rats fed a low-fat diet.

Got that?  Obese rats fed a high-fat diet had more heart attacks than rats on a low-fat diet, so this proves (according to the headline) that low-carb diets imperil people with heart disease.  And you wonder why I think the average media health writer is a flippin’ moron?

I couldn’t find the study online (it may not be published yet) and therefore couldn’t determine what was in that “high-fat” diet the rats consumed, but I did find a spec sheet awhile back for something called the Atkins-Style Diet that’s frequently used in rodent studies.  Here are some of the top ingredients:

  • Casein
  • Corn Starch
  • Milk Fat
  • Crisco
  • Lard
  • Dextrin
  • Sucrose
  • Soybean Oil
  • Corn Oil
  • Blue Dye

Boy, that sounds exactly like the average Atkins dieter’s dinner, doesn’t it?  The lard is good, but I urge all of you to avoid basing your meals on corn starch, Crisco, dextrin, sucrose, soybean oil and corn oil.

In other words, don’t eat the typical school lunch, even if the USDA approves.


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  1. ethyl d

    You said: “Outstanding! If we can just get people’s LDL levels down to, say, 20 or 30, we’ll make a fortune! Granted, the people taking the drugs will be impotent, sore, tired, cranky, too weak to move and suffering from serious cognitive decline, but – here’s the important thing – their lab scores will make doctors feel good about themselves.”

    My thought: And when those people are impotent, sore, cranky, too weak to move and suffering from serious cognitive decline, then there will be a whole lot more drugs we can develop to ‘help’ them with those conditions.

    Bingo.

  2. Marilyn

    Reminds me of a friend who used to say, “Chin up, things could get worse. So I kept my chin up and, sure enough, things got worse.” So does one take this new LDL bludgeoning drug separately, or with statins for best effect?

    Once statins go generic (after the patents expire), big pharma will be pushing the new drugs to replace statins. They may, however, try combining statins with another drug — that would qualify for a new patent.

  3. Ash Simmonds

    Typical LCHF rat chow is actually something like 35% carbs and 30% fat or something, sadly I’ve lost my references to it.

    On the subject of rats, here’s a study comparing various diets – including a ketogenic one so at least we know this is low carb high fat:

    http://ajpendo.physiology.org/content/292/6/E1724.full

    The specs on the “Atkins Diet” for rodents that I have are 55% fat, but it’s mostly garbage fats. The carbs are mostly corn starch. So you give an animal consisting mostly of corn starch and garbage fats and, duh, it gets sick.

  4. Lori

    Anything in the school assignment about where stone age people got high-gluten flour, culture, a pot and and an oven to make bagels? Maybe the teacher could suggest setting a good example for the kids by having the assignment sheet cite the sources of this information.

    That list of rat chow ingredients reminds me that I need to pick up some casein, sucrose and blue dye at the store this weekend since I follow an Atkins style diet. Who needs nutrients?

    Don’t forget the corn starch. You’ll want some blue pellets around for weekend snacking.

  5. ethyl d

    You said: “Outstanding! If we can just get people’s LDL levels down to, say, 20 or 30, we’ll make a fortune! Granted, the people taking the drugs will be impotent, sore, tired, cranky, too weak to move and suffering from serious cognitive decline, but – here’s the important thing – their lab scores will make doctors feel good about themselves.”

    My thought: And when those people are impotent, sore, cranky, too weak to move and suffering from serious cognitive decline, then there will be a whole lot more drugs we can develop to ‘help’ them with those conditions.

    Bingo.

  6. Marilyn

    Reminds me of a friend who used to say, “Chin up, things could get worse. So I kept my chin up and, sure enough, things got worse.” So does one take this new LDL bludgeoning drug separately, or with statins for best effect?

    Once statins go generic (after the patents expire), big pharma will be pushing the new drugs to replace statins. They may, however, try combining statins with another drug — that would qualify for a new patent.

  7. Ash Simmonds

    Typical LCHF rat chow is actually something like 35% carbs and 30% fat or something, sadly I’ve lost my references to it.

    On the subject of rats, here’s a study comparing various diets – including a ketogenic one so at least we know this is low carb high fat:

    http://ajpendo.physiology.org/content/292/6/E1724.full

    The specs on the “Atkins Diet” for rodents that I have are 55% fat, but it’s mostly garbage fats. The carbs are mostly corn starch. So you give an animal consisting mostly of corn starch and garbage fats and, duh, it gets sick.

  8. Makro

    Well, nutritional science does at least cause high blood pressure.

    The beautiful thing with rats is that they´ve bred so many strains of ’em by now, so that you can usually get one that shows what you want (there are some rat types that react poorly to high-fat diets even when not fed crisco and sugar as “Atkins”).

    Now, if you´ve been saddled with a non-fat-sensitive type of rat for some reason (poor background research?), you can always go the trans fat/soybean oil/sucrose route to obtain the desired results. Otherwise, you risk ending up like our good friends Axen & Axen.

    http://high-fat-nutrition.blogspot.se/2010/08/axen-and-axen-1.html

    In their first paper that is. They corrected the mistake in the second one.

  9. Lori

    Anything in the school assignment about where stone age people got high-gluten flour, culture, a pot and and an oven to make bagels? Maybe the teacher could suggest setting a good example for the kids by having the assignment sheet cite the sources of this information.

    That list of rat chow ingredients reminds me that I need to pick up some casein, sucrose and blue dye at the store this weekend since I follow an Atkins style diet. Who needs nutrients?

    Don’t forget the corn starch. You’ll want some blue pellets around for weekend snacking.

  10. Nowhereman

    Here’s another interesting question for you: How did the researchers get the rats obese in the first please, hmmmm? It’d be interesting to see what they fed them beforehand, and I’d bet you it was loaded with carbs, which is probably why it didn’t get brought up in any news or other article.

    They probably used rats that bred to be obese.

  11. Nina

    If Pepsi are anything like Coke as an employer, drinks are free to staff. I’m looking forward to the first lawsuit by an obese employee blaming them for providing the addictive weight boosters.

    Nina

    Give it time.

  12. David

    You mention that charging obese employees more for health care is based on the mistaken belief that they know how to lose weight but they don’t care to make the effort. Not at all. It’s based on the fact that obese employees make more claims for reimbursement. It’s a smart economic decision.

    They charge higher rates as the stick, then offer wellness programs as the carrot: if you attend these classes and lose weight, we’ll lower your rates. That assumes the fat people just need some encouragement and training and then they’ll stop being fat.

  13. Tuck

    “The lard is good…”

    The lard they use in those rodent diets is at least 30% linoleic acid… The harmful fat (in large amounts) that makes corn oil and soybean oil bad for you.

    What that study shows, if that’s the diet they’re using, is that linoleic acid will kill you if consumed in excess. That finding I’ll agree with. hydrogenated linoleic acid is what Crisco is made from.

    Good point; they’re probably not giving them the natural lard.

  14. Bushrat

    They are trying to counteract paleo before it even becomes mainstream by getting kids to believe caveman ate low fat high grain

  15. Makro

    Well, nutritional science does at least cause high blood pressure.

    The beautiful thing with rats is that they´ve bred so many strains of ’em by now, so that you can usually get one that shows what you want (there are some rat types that react poorly to high-fat diets even when not fed crisco and sugar as “Atkins”).

    Now, if you´ve been saddled with a non-fat-sensitive type of rat for some reason (poor background research?), you can always go the trans fat/soybean oil/sucrose route to obtain the desired results. Otherwise, you risk ending up like our good friends Axen & Axen.

    http://high-fat-nutrition.blogspot.se/2010/08/axen-and-axen-1.html

    In their first paper that is. They corrected the mistake in the second one.

  16. Jeanne

    One of the sickest and saddest people I ever met in the nursing home where I work was a woman whose cholesterol was 50. She had cellulitis in both legs, was depressed and agoraphobic, but, hey, her doctors must have thought they were doing something right! Her cholesterol was spectacular!
    I thought she was proof that very low cholesterol was verrrrry bad for you.

    I’m surprised she was even alive with that level.

  17. Nowhereman

    Here’s another interesting question for you: How did the researchers get the rats obese in the first please, hmmmm? It’d be interesting to see what they fed them beforehand, and I’d bet you it was loaded with carbs, which is probably why it didn’t get brought up in any news or other article.

    They probably used rats that bred to be obese.

  18. LaurieLM

    Paleo diet and autism

    Hi, I find it unimaginably depressing to be reminded about the sadness, poor prognosis and frustration of autism. I have my limits, so I usually position myself so I can tune out stories about it if I feel I’m not up to handling, what I think is its UNNECESSARY, diet-deficiency-induced, occurrence. I was helping my parents last night and my Dad enjoys watching the news and I found couldn’t get away from this particular story.
    It was on the national news and they were lamenting the increases in autism and its ‘mysterious nature’ and no one knows what causes it. I wanted to SCREAM. It’s deficiencies of cholesterol-sulfate during pregnancy and continued lack in infancy and childhood that is most likely the cause. And the mitigation of this epidemic might be the simple remedy by including more dietary animal fat, protein (and its unremarked high sulfate content) and more sunlight exposure and almost more importantly consumption of zero grains- forevermore. The Mom they interviewed talked about the devastation she felt when her child was diagnosed- of course. Is there any worse diagnosis? I can’t imagine there are many.
    My wise daughter reminds me I cannot help everyone. But I suffer when I see others suffer. Some people, and I work with one, have tried ” a gluten free diet” with their autistic child, and conclude (after a month or two)- ‘they don’t work’. This is such a tragedy…….
    Oh well, I just needed to vent. Laurie

    Vent away. I feel the same about what lousy diets are doing to kids.

  19. Nina

    If Pepsi are anything like Coke as an employer, drinks are free to staff. I’m looking forward to the first lawsuit by an obese employee blaming them for providing the addictive weight boosters.

    Nina

    Give it time.

  20. Howard

    If you are looking for the spec sheet for the Atkins-bashing Purina Test Diet rat chow (more accurately called crapinabag), just type in “5TJP” into a good search engine like Bing or DuckDuckGo. Or you can even find it using a second-rate search engine like Google.

    Hey, Tom! I’m really looking forward to seeing your LC celebrity roast in May!

    I hope it’s funny. Trying to roast people you don’t know is a bit of a challenge.

    1. Howard

      Oh, it was. You did a fabulous job.

      I regret that I didn’t get to interview you this year. If I get to go again next year, I would definitely like to do a video interview with you.

      Any time, Howard.

  21. Christi

    This is a little off topic, but have you seen the news this week where the Government officials are trying to “pretty up” the pink slime? Touring plants, and then exclaiming “It’s Meat!” and my favorite was, “It’s low fat, so it’s better for you-you people just don’t get it!” Well if they want to eat that crap, they can go ahead. How many people are really going to fall for this? I can only hope that the damage has already been done, and this stuff will be off the market, period!

    Chemically treated AND low-fat! What’s not to like?

  22. Wiz

    Just thought you might find this amusing…

    My office had a “Heart Healthy Breakfast Social” to support some American Heart Association 10k run. The heart healthy foods included:
    Nonfat yogurt with fresh berries
    Bagels and cream cheese
    Cheerios and Special K with skim milk
    Granola bars

    So much wrong with this! Anyway, people were totally jealous of my sausage/egg/spinach breakfast casserole.

    They did the same thing at the company where I work. Lots of people were worrying about their cholesterol afterwards.

  23. Cor Aquilonis

    No one expects you to eat raw mammoth brains, or even thistle, twigs, or your hamster.

    I don’t think paleo-persons ate their pets – after all, they’re the ones we have to to thank for dogs.

    Also, way to promote the “desperate savages” stereotype. Thistle? Don’t you mean gourmet food item “the artichoke?” Also, it’s cute how they shoot for the most unappetizing (to the western palate) examples of paleo eating, while they ignore things like steaks cooked over the campfire, clambakes on the beach, berries picked straight from the bush, and so on.

    Other portions of the lesson plan explain all the great advances that sprung from farming (did you know farming gave us GOVERNMENT? How fabulous!), so they weren’t aiming to make a paleo life look good.

  24. David

    You mention that charging obese employees more for health care is based on the mistaken belief that they know how to lose weight but they don’t care to make the effort. Not at all. It’s based on the fact that obese employees make more claims for reimbursement. It’s a smart economic decision.

    They charge higher rates as the stick, then offer wellness programs as the carrot: if you attend these classes and lose weight, we’ll lower your rates. That assumes the fat people just need some encouragement and training and then they’ll stop being fat.

  25. Tuck

    “The lard is good…”

    The lard they use in those rodent diets is at least 30% linoleic acid… The harmful fat (in large amounts) that makes corn oil and soybean oil bad for you.

    What that study shows, if that’s the diet they’re using, is that linoleic acid will kill you if consumed in excess. That finding I’ll agree with. hydrogenated linoleic acid is what Crisco is made from.

    Good point; they’re probably not giving them the natural lard.

  26. Bushrat

    They are trying to counteract paleo before it even becomes mainstream by getting kids to believe caveman ate low fat high grain

  27. Linda

    Our governor here in Iowa is on a tirade to stop this negative on-slaught against pink slime. I guess it does provide jobs and of course it brings down the cost of ground beef at the store.
    I’ve decided to get my KitchenAid mixer back out and use my grinder attachment and start making my own fricken hamburger.
    I really don’t need ammonia in my cheeseburgers……………

    Let the governor eat all the pink slime he wants.

  28. Darren Doyle

    That’s the first I’ve heard about the PCSK9 blockers… so I immediately went out and looked it up. For anyone interested:

    PCSK9 is a protease (it breaks down proteins) that acts on the LDL Receptors (LDLR). LDLR is especially prevalent in the liver which has a primary function of recycling or removing cholesterol from the blood.

    The normal function of LDLR is to bind to LDL and bring it into the cell. After that, the receptor is recycled back to the surface of the cell to start the process over. When PCSK9 is bound to LDLR, instead of getting sent back to the surface of the cell to continue functioning, LDLR is broken down thus diminishing the cells capacity to absorb LDL. It is this function of PCSK9 that is getting blocked with these new drugs.

    Scientist 1: Hey, there’s a great idea! In addition to crippling the body’s ability to produce a substance required by every single cell in the body (and blocking the production of a couple of other critical substances to boot …we’ll just sweep that fact under the rug), let’s also cripple the body’s ability to keep available what little cholesterol remains!

    Scientist 2: Brilliant!

    What this makes me think is that, when your cholesterol supply is getting lower than the body requires to function and repair itself properly (thanks to statins), it has a mechanism that tells the liver, “Hey, we need this LDL! Stop taking it out of the blood!” Doctors can now use this new superpower … uh… medicine to make the liver respond with, “I’m sorry, what?” . Thus, the potential crisis caused by your body’s attempt to mitigate the damage done to it by harmful external forces is once again averted; The Doctors can fly away back to the land of make-believe and sunshine, and sleep tight knowing that their miserable patients must be doing something else to cause all their suffering (because they are fat, lazy, and stupid, after all).

    I shudder to think of the damage a drug like this could cause in the long term as your body begins starving for cholesterol at the cellular level.

    We can only hope the clinical trials are huge failures.

  29. Jeanne

    One of the sickest and saddest people I ever met in the nursing home where I work was a woman whose cholesterol was 50. She had cellulitis in both legs, was depressed and agoraphobic, but, hey, her doctors must have thought they were doing something right! Her cholesterol was spectacular!
    I thought she was proof that very low cholesterol was verrrrry bad for you.

    I’m surprised she was even alive with that level.

  30. LaurieLM

    Paleo diet and autism

    Hi, I find it unimaginably depressing to be reminded about the sadness, poor prognosis and frustration of autism. I have my limits, so I usually position myself so I can tune out stories about it if I feel I’m not up to handling, what I think is its UNNECESSARY, diet-deficiency-induced, occurrence. I was helping my parents last night and my Dad enjoys watching the news and I found couldn’t get away from this particular story.
    It was on the national news and they were lamenting the increases in autism and its ‘mysterious nature’ and no one knows what causes it. I wanted to SCREAM. It’s deficiencies of cholesterol-sulfate during pregnancy and continued lack in infancy and childhood that is most likely the cause. And the mitigation of this epidemic might be the simple remedy by including more dietary animal fat, protein (and its unremarked high sulfate content) and more sunlight exposure and almost more importantly consumption of zero grains- forevermore. The Mom they interviewed talked about the devastation she felt when her child was diagnosed- of course. Is there any worse diagnosis? I can’t imagine there are many.
    My wise daughter reminds me I cannot help everyone. But I suffer when I see others suffer. Some people, and I work with one, have tried ” a gluten free diet” with their autistic child, and conclude (after a month or two)- ‘they don’t work’. This is such a tragedy…….
    Oh well, I just needed to vent. Laurie

    Vent away. I feel the same about what lousy diets are doing to kids.

  31. Howard

    If you are looking for the spec sheet for the Atkins-bashing Purina Test Diet rat chow (more accurately called crapinabag), just type in “5TJP” into a good search engine like Bing or DuckDuckGo. Or you can even find it using a second-rate search engine like Google.

    Hey, Tom! I’m really looking forward to seeing your LC celebrity roast in May!

    I hope it’s funny. Trying to roast people you don’t know is a bit of a challenge.

    1. Howard

      Oh, it was. You did a fabulous job.

      I regret that I didn’t get to interview you this year. If I get to go again next year, I would definitely like to do a video interview with you.

      Any time, Howard.

  32. Digger

    a)As far as Pepsi, It’s worse than just the sugary drink. They own
    Pepsi-Cola Brands
    Frito-Lay Brands
    Tropicana Brands
    Quaker Brands
    Gatorade Brands
    All of which are very healthy.
    2) And not only will those people taking the LDL drugs be impotent, sore, tired, and cranky,there’s a chance they will also be dead. I think the last 2 cholesterol drugs that did exactly what they were supposed to do caused significant mortality over the placebos.

    Sure, they might be dead, but their LAB SCORES will look great!

  33. Christi

    This is a little off topic, but have you seen the news this week where the Government officials are trying to “pretty up” the pink slime? Touring plants, and then exclaiming “It’s Meat!” and my favorite was, “It’s low fat, so it’s better for you-you people just don’t get it!” Well if they want to eat that crap, they can go ahead. How many people are really going to fall for this? I can only hope that the damage has already been done, and this stuff will be off the market, period!

    Chemically treated AND low-fat! What’s not to like?

  34. Wiz

    Just thought you might find this amusing…

    My office had a “Heart Healthy Breakfast Social” to support some American Heart Association 10k run. The heart healthy foods included:
    Nonfat yogurt with fresh berries
    Bagels and cream cheese
    Cheerios and Special K with skim milk
    Granola bars

    So much wrong with this! Anyway, people were totally jealous of my sausage/egg/spinach breakfast casserole.

    They did the same thing at the company where I work. Lots of people were worrying about their cholesterol afterwards.

  35. Cor Aquilonis

    No one expects you to eat raw mammoth brains, or even thistle, twigs, or your hamster.

    I don’t think paleo-persons ate their pets – after all, they’re the ones we have to to thank for dogs.

    Also, way to promote the “desperate savages” stereotype. Thistle? Don’t you mean gourmet food item “the artichoke?” Also, it’s cute how they shoot for the most unappetizing (to the western palate) examples of paleo eating, while they ignore things like steaks cooked over the campfire, clambakes on the beach, berries picked straight from the bush, and so on.

    Other portions of the lesson plan explain all the great advances that sprung from farming (did you know farming gave us GOVERNMENT? How fabulous!), so they weren’t aiming to make a paleo life look good.

  36. Beowulf

    I stock groceries part time, and the cereal aisle is the WORST when it comes to nutritional [false] advertising. Everything is promoting itself as “a good source of calcium,” “high fiber,” “contains whole grains,” and other brightly colored pitches. They’re pretty much the same garbage re-worked in various proportions with different crazy dyes and flavoring agents.

    I’ve worked at a school for years and never touched the school lunch. I virtually always bring one from home, and if I happen to forget, fasting for a few extra hours makes better nutritional sense.

    They should just cereal with the cupcakes. Pretty much the same thing.

  37. David

    From the article “One reason might be the role of fat in inducing oxidative stress and creating free radicals, which are highly reactive atoms and molecules that damage DNA and cellular walls, ultimately killing heart muscle cells.”

    I have never heard of saturated fats doing this.

    Exactly. Trans fats and corn oil, sure.

  38. Linda

    Our governor here in Iowa is on a tirade to stop this negative on-slaught against pink slime. I guess it does provide jobs and of course it brings down the cost of ground beef at the store.
    I’ve decided to get my KitchenAid mixer back out and use my grinder attachment and start making my own fricken hamburger.
    I really don’t need ammonia in my cheeseburgers……………

    Let the governor eat all the pink slime he wants.

  39. Darren Doyle

    That’s the first I’ve heard about the PCSK9 blockers… so I immediately went out and looked it up. For anyone interested:

    PCSK9 is a protease (it breaks down proteins) that acts on the LDL Receptors (LDLR). LDLR is especially prevalent in the liver which has a primary function of recycling or removing cholesterol from the blood.

    The normal function of LDLR is to bind to LDL and bring it into the cell. After that, the receptor is recycled back to the surface of the cell to start the process over. When PCSK9 is bound to LDLR, instead of getting sent back to the surface of the cell to continue functioning, LDLR is broken down thus diminishing the cells capacity to absorb LDL. It is this function of PCSK9 that is getting blocked with these new drugs.

    Scientist 1: Hey, there’s a great idea! In addition to crippling the body’s ability to produce a substance required by every single cell in the body (and blocking the production of a couple of other critical substances to boot …we’ll just sweep that fact under the rug), let’s also cripple the body’s ability to keep available what little cholesterol remains!

    Scientist 2: Brilliant!

    What this makes me think is that, when your cholesterol supply is getting lower than the body requires to function and repair itself properly (thanks to statins), it has a mechanism that tells the liver, “Hey, we need this LDL! Stop taking it out of the blood!” Doctors can now use this new superpower … uh… medicine to make the liver respond with, “I’m sorry, what?” . Thus, the potential crisis caused by your body’s attempt to mitigate the damage done to it by harmful external forces is once again averted; The Doctors can fly away back to the land of make-believe and sunshine, and sleep tight knowing that their miserable patients must be doing something else to cause all their suffering (because they are fat, lazy, and stupid, after all).

    I shudder to think of the damage a drug like this could cause in the long term as your body begins starving for cholesterol at the cellular level.

    We can only hope the clinical trials are huge failures.

  40. Digger

    a)As far as Pepsi, It’s worse than just the sugary drink. They own
    Pepsi-Cola Brands
    Frito-Lay Brands
    Tropicana Brands
    Quaker Brands
    Gatorade Brands
    All of which are very healthy.
    2) And not only will those people taking the LDL drugs be impotent, sore, tired, and cranky,there’s a chance they will also be dead. I think the last 2 cholesterol drugs that did exactly what they were supposed to do caused significant mortality over the placebos.

    Sure, they might be dead, but their LAB SCORES will look great!

  41. Beowulf

    I stock groceries part time, and the cereal aisle is the WORST when it comes to nutritional [false] advertising. Everything is promoting itself as “a good source of calcium,” “high fiber,” “contains whole grains,” and other brightly colored pitches. They’re pretty much the same garbage re-worked in various proportions with different crazy dyes and flavoring agents.

    I’ve worked at a school for years and never touched the school lunch. I virtually always bring one from home, and if I happen to forget, fasting for a few extra hours makes better nutritional sense.

    They should just cereal with the cupcakes. Pretty much the same thing.

  42. David

    From the article “One reason might be the role of fat in inducing oxidative stress and creating free radicals, which are highly reactive atoms and molecules that damage DNA and cellular walls, ultimately killing heart muscle cells.”

    I have never heard of saturated fats doing this.

    Exactly. Trans fats and corn oil, sure.

  43. johnny

    Attention researchers from the University of Alabama at Birmingham. Based on your rat study I propose an additional test:

    Grab an obese rat and go stand in front of a full length mirror. Can you spot any difference between the obese rat and yourselves?

    Most people I know would spot a difference.

  44. Peggy Holloway

    I’ve mentioned several times the employee discount incentive program at Whole Foods – you can have perfect markers for BMI, HDL, and triglycerides, be a non-smoker, but…if your total cholesterol is over 150 you can’t get an increase on your basic discount. Who has cholesterol below 150? At least, without having a really low HDL. Of course, they encourage their employees to go vegan, or at least vegetarian and sell a lot of absolute junk. My son works in prepared foods and it is difficult for him to sell a lot of those items in good conscience. He does take every opportunity to dissuade people from being certain things if they tell him they have diabetes or pre-diabetes. He is trying to get transferred to seafood, where he feels more comfortable being a “product pusher.”

    I wonder if Whole Foods has actually tracked long-term disease rates for people with cholesterol below 150.

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