30 thoughts on “Carrot Juice Is Murder

  1. tracker

    Decapitating the eggplant (was that a sword?) was awesome! And drilling corn >_<

    Seriously though, agriculture is probably the worst thing that ever happened to this planet.

  2. tracker

    Decapitating the eggplant (was that a sword?) was awesome! And drilling corn >_<

    Seriously though, agriculture is probably the worst thing that ever happened to this planet.

  3. Bullinachinashop

    You’d probably like “the annoying orange” podcast. Every episode ends in the decapitation of a new fruit or vegetable while the others watch in horror.

  4. Maureen

    Too funny!! Who are they and where did you find this!! LOL!

    Someone emailed it to me.

  5. Bullinachinashop

    You’d probably like “the annoying orange” podcast. Every episode ends in the decapitation of a new fruit or vegetable while the others watch in horror.

  6. sharon

    aren’t they great? They’re from Canada, and there’s a few of their songs on youtube. This is one of my favorites, but Cows With Guns is good too.

  7. Auntie M

    That made my evening. Great stuff! In the same vein, I saw a recent internet post saying, “If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?”

  8. Al

    The Arrogant Worms! Canada’s finest … I am not sure what, but they are great. They have composed such timeless classics as: “The Last Saskatchewan Pirate”, “I am Cow”, “Big Box Store” and “Hollywood Girl”.

    The video made my day!

  9. sharon

    aren’t they great? They’re from Canada, and there’s a few of their songs on youtube. This is one of my favorites, but Cows With Guns is good too.

  10. Auntie M

    That made my evening. Great stuff! In the same vein, I saw a recent internet post saying, “If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?”

  11. Al

    The Arrogant Worms! Canada’s finest … I am not sure what, but they are great. They have composed such timeless classics as: “The Last Saskatchewan Pirate”, “I am Cow”, “Big Box Store” and “Hollywood Girl”.

    The video made my day!

  12. Amy Dungan

    LOL This is great! I’ll have to look for more of their songs.

    There used to be a website several years ago for the Lettuce Preservation Society and the motto was “Let Us Not Lettuce!” It was a hoot. It seems to be defunct now, and this was all I can find that’s left to show it existed:

    http://www.cynical-c.com/2004/01/02/the-lettuce-preservation-society/

    The myspace page I found says this:

    “Here you will learn all of the details about the sordid conditions that these heads live under, and how you can help to preserve them. Protest at your local grocery store. Protest at restaurants to remove their salad bars. Confront vegetarians about their eating habits. DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO SAVE THESE POOR, UNDERPRIVILEGED, DOWNTRODDEN HEADS!”

    We should re-start this campaign… SAVE THE HEADS! 🙂

    Then we should throw meat pies at vegetarians to protest their cruel treatment of lettuce and vegetables. No, wait … that would be a waste of meat.

  13. Amy Dungan

    LOL This is great! I’ll have to look for more of their songs.

    There used to be a website several years ago for the Lettuce Preservation Society and the motto was “Let Us Not Lettuce!” It was a hoot. It seems to be defunct now, and this was all I can find that’s left to show it existed:

    http://www.cynical-c.com/2004/01/02/the-lettuce-preservation-society/

    The myspace page I found says this:

    “Here you will learn all of the details about the sordid conditions that these heads live under, and how you can help to preserve them. Protest at your local grocery store. Protest at restaurants to remove their salad bars. Confront vegetarians about their eating habits. DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO SAVE THESE POOR, UNDERPRIVILEGED, DOWNTRODDEN HEADS!”

    We should re-start this campaign… SAVE THE HEADS! 🙂

    Then we should throw meat pies at vegetarians to protest their cruel treatment of lettuce and vegetables. No, wait … that would be a waste of meat.

  14. Chris Wage

    Every time I see this, through the PERFECT smiths parody at the beginning that the song itself will be a parody of the smiths as well, but alas.. why.. WHY. DO IT AGAIN, but this time .. more morrissey-ey

  15. Chris Wage

    Every time I see this, through the PERFECT smiths parody at the beginning that the song itself will be a parody of the smiths as well, but alas.. why.. WHY. DO IT AGAIN, but this time .. more morrissey-ey

  16. Wanda

    i LOVE the arrogant worms… Jesus’ brother bob is one of my favourites…but5 there’s so many! this one will rate at the top!

  17. Wanda

    i LOVE the arrogant worms… Jesus’ brother bob is one of my favourites…but5 there’s so many! this one will rate at the top!

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