This will be my last post before we arrive at our new home in Tennessee and get an internet connection. If we have online access at hotels along the way, I’ll check comments. In the meantime, please be patient if your comments don’t show up for a few days. I’ll get to them when I can.
The other option would be to let all comments go through unmoderated. If you’ve ever had a blog, you already know why I won’t do that: the comments section would be filled with ads for Viagra, male “enhancement” pills, and countless other junk products.
Some scam artists pushing these products try to be clever about it and use web crawlers that leave what appear to be genuine comments, with a web address for the user’s handle. Some of the crawlers are even programmed to pick up the title or some phrases from the blog post.
So just for fun, before I shut down the computers and pack them, I thought I’d share some choice selections (including the spelling errors, but minus the web addresses; I’m not going to advertise for them), along with the title of the post or page where they showed up. The comments are in italics; my comments on the comments aren’t.
(Jimmy Moore’s Blogiversary, Part Two) you got some good points, but i’m not truly convinced of this. and i got to much confusion in my life at this moment to spend longer on it. i’ll check back to see your postings….
I can see why you wouldn’t be truly convinced about Jimmy Moore’s blogiversary. He puts out so much material, I’m not sure he’s actually human. I plan to check his pulse when I finally meet him on the low-carb cruise next March.
(Stretching The Truth) Hi, I just got my third tattoo, it’s a dragon tattoo on my right arm. I took the design from a cool site. It is a tattoo gallery of more than 3 thousands tattoo designs. After a couple of days looking at the tattoos I finally decided on this red dragon. The design was really high quality and the artist tattooed me with no problems. My friends liked it and I thrilled with the outcome.
Yes, I know tattoos are all the rage right now, but here’s some advice: it’s not good to make your generation’s fashions permanent. Imagine my limited career opportunities today if I’d had a pair of purple bell-bottoms bolted to my legs in high school. You may look cool now, but when you’re 50, you’ll probably end up as a dishwasher on a shrimping boat.
(Health Prevention) I don’t follow what was just posted.
That’s because it was clear and to the point. I didn’t realize we had government employees reading the blog.
(Jane Brody’s Cholesterol Headache) Can you get a hangover when your awake?
If you had a hangover and you weren’t awake, how would you know? Jane Brody may have a theory about that, but trust me, it will be wrong.
(Weekend Bonus: King Corn) I’m not sure if i agree with the Rex non potest peccare “Blog Archive.” This topic conslusion, there are so many opinions ..which to beleive?
Well, as a libertarian, here’s my opinion: The king most definitely can do wrong. If the king isn’t sleeping, he probably is doing wrong. The idea that “the king can do no wrong” brings up bad memories of Richard Nixon and his “If the president does it, it’s not a crime” defense.
(Jimmy Moore Interview With Dr. Malcolm Kendrick) You were given some good points, but i’m not really convinced of this. and i got to much confusion in my life at this moment to spend some more time on it. i’ll check back to see your postings.
I’m not convinced Jimmy Moore actually interviewed Dr. Malcolm Kendrick either. The whole thing sounded too smooth, too informative, too fun to be real. Dangit, now I’m confused.
(2Blowhards Interview) This is absolutely perfect. Thanks a lot, I’ve been looking for something like this for a long time.
I suspect you’re just one of thousands who spent a lot of time looking for something like my interview with 2Blowhards. There’s a huge worldwide demand for interviews with unknown rookie filmmakers on arts-and-politics web sites, but sadly, very little supply.
(Calorie-Count Menu Laws – A Load Of Bologna) Hi, I’m from Italy and I have published, it is about pizza bologna, check it.
My wife and I spent our honeymoon in Rome, and we couldn’t find pizza bologna anywhere. Man, were we disappointed. I raised hell with our travel agent about it. I hope your book inspires the Italian chefs to get their act together and start putting bologna in all their creations.
(Fried Food Is Tasteless) I want to say thank you to the post author. I have found this information interesting and very useful, because a have common problems with fungal infection and this way i may solve my problem with health. Thanks again, God bless you! Best Regards, Kelly.
I knew foods fried in vegetable oils are bland and can cause inflammation, but I didn’t know they cause fungal infections. Glad I could help.
(And the Lap Band Played On) Yep – I would agree with that.. Thanks for the line.
Feel free to use my line about lap-band surgery any time. Chicks will find you irresistible. I’m married, so I’m glad someone will get some use out of it.
(Real Food by the Well Done Chef) I don’t buy what you just said.
I understand. Jason warned me that that his recipe for chicken stock is highly controversial. His in-laws haven’t spoken to him in years, ever since he proposed the recipe at a family reunion.
(Michael Jackson) I am making a report on hiv testing men. Your topic Fat Head Michael Jackson helps me a lot. I have been looking for the information last Saturday but cannot find any.
I could’ve sworn I deleted the paragraphs about HIV testing in my Michael Jackson post. I should stop my habit of posting after midnight; my editing skills decline pretty seriously.
(Stretching the Truth) är jag helt överens med mig själv.
Strange coincidence … that’s exactly what I said the first time I drank bourbon. I was 15, and a friend of mine had a key to his neighbors’ house to water the plants while they were out of town. We stole some bourbon from his mother’s liquor cabinet, let ourselves into the neighbors’ house around midnight, and drank the entire bottle on their screened-in back patio. After my friend managed to extinguish a fire I ignited on my pant leg when I dropped a cigarette onto the exact spot where I’d slopped some bourbon, I tried to say something like, “I love you, man, in a strictly heterosexual way, of course,” but it came out “är jag helt överens med mig själv.” He said he understood and felt the same way about me. Then he threw up.
(A Swat at PETA) I want to say thank you to the post author. I have found this information interesting and very useful, because a have common problems with fungal infection and this way i may solve my problem with health. Thanks again, God bless you! Best Regards, Kelly.
Well, I can see where the vegan diet PETA pushes might cause a fungal infection, but I really thought you had it nailed with the fried-foods connection. I hope the remission is permanent this time.
(Michael Jackson) When looking for an online dental insurance finder, it is always a good idea to approach companies that have a good reputation and track record in the dental benefits industry. Doing this can ensure that you obtain a reputable dental insurance service.
That was actually my first thought when Michael Jackson died: maybe he didn’t have good dental insurance and was seeing an inferior dentist. A good dentist would have looked inside his mouth and said, “It looks like you’ve been eating a lot of biscuits. That’s really bad for you. Hey, did you know your dark fillings all turned white? How did that happen?” If only …
(Weekend Bonus: King Corn) You were given some good points, but i’m not really convinced of this. and i got to much confusion in my life at this moment to spend some more time on it. i’ll check back to see your postings.
I’ll try to clarify: my wife and I watched this movie and I liked it. You’re just going to have to believe me on that one. In the meantime, I’d suggest you take a few days off, go somewhere quiet, and try to work through all that confusion.
(Real Food by the Well Done Chef) Hi there, I found your blog via Google while searching for first aid for a chicken coop and your post looks very interesting for me.
My articles about first aid for a chicken coop draw unbelievable traffic. I’m thinking of starting a separate blog dedicated to all the ways a chicken coop can be injured, how to distinguish between serious and non-serious chicken coop injuries, how to apply a tourniquet to a chicken coop, and when you should take a chicken coop to the hospital.
(Bonus Footage: Frankenstein Fats) On the injured, not mean successful? Why yourself Ask, to da computerman Best Answer of, importance of this.With the federal-aid Phuket Properties, to its popularity consume relatively a.closed shoulders.
I tried to warn you that eating too many processed vegetable oils is bad for your brain. You’ve got no one to blame but yourself.
(Michael Jackson) I want to say thank you to the post author. I have found this information interesting and very useful, because a have common problems with fungal infection and this way i may solve my problem with health. Thanks again, God bless you! Best Regards, Kelly.
Kelly, I’m no doctor, but I seriously doubt my opinions about Michael Jackson will have any therapeutic effect at all. You really should stop reading my blog and go get that fungus looked at by a professional.
Before I go, I want to mention how much fun I’ve been having with this blog. After finishing the film and taking a much-needed breather, I realized there was still so much I wanted say, so I’m saying it. Plus I look forward to reading the comments and insights from all of you. You’re the conversation I enjoy with my morning coffee.
See y’all in Tennessee. (I have to get used to saying that.)
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