The Bed-Wetters Saved The World! (Just Ask Them)
Turns out that despite my frequent criticisms of the bed-wetters, they actually saved the whole world from dying. I know this because they’ve told me so on Twitter. I pointed… Read more »
Author Archives: Tom Naughton
Bed-Wetter Logic Unmasked
“There’s a virus out there that’s killing people.” “Really? Which people?” “Well, the median age is 80, and about half the people who died were in nursing homes.” “Oh my… Read more »
Bullies, Bed-Wetters And The Seen vs. The Unseen
Someone recently accused me in comments of being a bully because I call the people who want ongoing lockdowns bed-wetters. That gave me a chuckle, since it’s bed-wetters who want… Read more »
Land Of The Sorta-Free And Home Of The Bed-Wetters
Pardon the absence. I’ve been socially distancing myself from the blog because I’m afraid if I interact with too many of you, I’ll catch the coronavirus and die. I’ve learned… Read more »
The Bed-Wetter Awards: Best Performance By A Media Organization
In our last episode, we nominated best performance by a politician for the First Annual Bed-Wetter Awards. This time we’re moving on to best performance by a media organization. Spoiler… Read more »
The First Annual Bed-Wetter Awards
The Bed-Wetter Awards! Hollywood gives out Oscars every year to celebrate the most politically correc— uh, I mean the highest achievements in filmmaking. The music business gives out Grammys to… Read more »